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the panda'/><author><name>JOHN</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12551225864610805742</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-672635361175550354.post-2341979336689938265</id><published>2008-12-16T05:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T10:36:50.822-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My face hurts - Hillary</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gZTB62AaH-4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gZTB62AaH-4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/672635361175550354-2341979336689938265?l=hurtmyface.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hurtmyface.blogspot.com/feeds/2341979336689938265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=672635361175550354&amp;postID=2341979336689938265' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/672635361175550354/posts/default/2341979336689938265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/672635361175550354/posts/default/2341979336689938265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hurtmyface.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-face-hurts-hillary.html' title='My face hurts - 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